Sonny Auderetti

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Santorino “Sonny” Auderetti is a public figure and former sports star. His career as a European league soccer player ended during the 2004 World Cup match between Italy and France, when Mr Auderetti, forward for Italy, inflicted a vicious full-face head-butt on a French player that tripped him, or perhaps looked at him funny.

Mr Auderetti then moved to the Principality of Darren, where he stars in the daytime television talk and variety show “It’s Sonny Auderetti!” Lately this sometimes raucous show has become a forum for those sharing his outspoken views against the current Prince Darren.

Upon receiving Mr Auderetti’s invitation to appear on his show, Prince Darren’s referred to him as a hooligan, eliciting an offer (so far ignored) that the two meet for a foot-boxing match. “It’s Sonny Auderetti!” guests have included Atomic Man, Jean-Pierre, John Johnson, Marcella Rousseau, and The Hot Flash, as well as media figures from the US and Canada.